Okay. I’ve got some good news.

First, bananas may be extinct in ten years. Seriously. Those who have seen me in the same zip coda as a banana will understand that I say this with great joy. Go, black sigatoka, go. Get ’em.

Second, blondes may be extinct in 200 years. Crazy stuff, altho I don’t have a banana-esque loathing for blondes. Nor is it really “news” – Ron and Fez said it when they were still in New York. I was just going for symmetry. The death of all things yellow, perhaps?

In other news – new links!

Quote (Survivor‘s Heidi Strobel): “I was in a rock and a hard stone.”