Pas moi. As I have made abundantly clear.
But rather than make you suffer my prating, read EuroSavant.
It’s written by Michael Olson, whose sister is a journalism professor at Lehigh (trivia for Tommy, that is) – anyway, he can read English, French, German, Danish, Polish, Hungarian, Czech, Flemish, Dutch, and three other languages besides. He reports on non-English news throughout Europe, translating the news stories, describing their slants, and giving you perspective on them.
Did I say the Internet wasn’t great? I lied.