Johnny vs. Jolie

• Very rich?
• Impressively philanthropic?
• Philosophic, sometimes pedantically so?
• American but deliberately international, sometimes ostentatiously so?
• Possessed of a very hot significant other?
• Frequent maker of intriguing acting choices?
• Hot in an unsettling, broody, chiseled, vaguely Goth way?
• Occasionally batshit crazy?

… True for both Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. But…

• Currently channelling the world’s most famous pedophile?

…Not Angelina Jolie.

…Therefore, winner: Not Johnny Depp.

The first of an occasional series written in the style of much more interesting blogs.

For my amusement, but also ideally a more interesting way of saying, “Hey, y’alls, go look at this website, it’s fun reading.”

This one is a hopefully-adequately mimic of FameTracker, which is currently comparing Depp to chocolate. See, they’re wacky and innovative like that.