How to Lose That Pesky Water Weight

1. Wait for the warmest day of the month.
2. Wait for unexpected rainstorm to make humidity a delicious one billion percent.
3. Strap oneself with sparring gear.
4. Surround oneself with people wearing intimidatingly dark-colored belts.
5. Keep up.

Warning: may result in instantaneous death. Even if instantaneous death does not occur, may probably still result in longing for said death.

At least I went for a facial afterward to get some of my girlie back. I’m a pretty pretty princess.