In which, for the very first time, someone realizes that they will be immortalized. Hi Clifford!
To: Sarah; Clifford
It pains me to have to reschedule the cabin weekend until January 2-4. It is not because we are cheating on y’all. It is not financial. Its is because I am a huge dumbass and still in school. I have 3 papers due next week. Luckily, I was given an extension on one of them. However, it means I need this and next weekend to complete it. I know y’all both planned around our original weekend dates. I hope I have I not inconvenienced you, although I know I have. Needless to say I have lost sleep worrying that I have let everyone down.
Please try to join us for the weekend of January 2nd through the 4th. I completely understand if y’all cannot make it, or might not even want to vacation with us, but it would warm my heart if you did.
I love you guys and hope you don’t hate me. Please know that this was all my fault. Alex had nothing to do with it. She has suffered enough, you know, being Jewish and everything. Again, I am sorry.
To: Charles; Clifford
Hi, and thanks for the offer, but I live in New Jersey and I’m afraid I don’t know you at all! I think maybe you intended to send this to a different Sarah Morgan?
Guess you can add this to the mistaken identity file on your site. I will forward it along. Sorry!
When I saw your website I just about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. How long has this been going on for you?