“Top Gear” Quotes

It doesn’t matter why you’re not watching this show. You should be.

• “That’s like saying, ‘Oh good, I’ve got syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases.'”

• “How ‘not well’?” … “Well, that’s very ‘not well’ indeed, isn’t it?”

• “The last time I had this much fun, some furniture got broken!”

• “We have made something truly wonderful.”

• “Ambitious, but rubbish.”

• “I haven’t felt this alive since – well, this morning, actually, when I was chased by a bull, but it’s been an unusual sort of day.”