Their ability to make normally lovely people into incredibly annoying people.
Have Facebook and Twitter some strange power to shut down the lobe whose job it is to consider:
“… Hey, is this of even the slightest interest to anyone else?”
“… Will this make anybody roll their eyes at me?”
“… Am I maybe coming off like a total asshat?”
Apparently, yes. Yes they do.
So I’m taking action. If your tweets or updates include any of the following, I hereby unilaterally and for all time revoke your ability to get hurt feelings for being mocked:
Otherwise? Frankly? Shush.
Silence can be beautiful, people. Respect the beauty of a bare status.
(A Facebook hate post that has nothing to do with privacy or Mark Zuckerberg. Who would have thought?)