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Mistaken Identity: Episodes 278-289

March 11, 2010

Ireland Other Me’s tutorial group with Dylan, Rachel, Niall and Darragh continues, for their undergrad Literature in Context class at University College Dublin.

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An Other Me is moving, and www.mynewplace.com is helping her. Well. It would be, if she hadn’t signed up my address instead of hers.

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An Other Me joined Twitter at @Sarah_Morga. But she won’t have confirmed her account, because she asked that the confirmation email be sent… to me.

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England Other Me seems to enjoy Prezzo restaurants.

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Atlanta Other Me has just gotten engaged. And there are three reasons why I know this. First, she might be holding her researsal dinner at Ecco. I will note that the Group Dining Sales Manager was very classy in his response, even inviting me there, and judging from the pictures he sent, it’s a lovely place.

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She’s also contacted the Wedding Guild (is that like the Lollipop Guild?) at Our Lady of the Assumption to plan the wedding.

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Finally, she’s also participating in some focus groups on hair care, hair styles and hair accessories – perhaps for wedding-day hairdos?

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On my birthday, I got this:

From: Stephanie
Subject: Bookplates

Hi Sarah-
Do you have any signed bookplates available that you can send out to my mailing address? I’d love to receive some from you!
-Steph

I’d be flattered, but I’m pretty sure she wants this Other Me.

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From: Maryann
Subject: nanny/housekeeper

Good afternoon,
My name is Lene I saw your posting on Jens list for your nanny and I was curious if she was still looking for work on Tues and Thursday’s? I have a 20 month old girl and I am going back to work p/t and I need someone on Tues for sitting and could give her Thursday to help clean. Please let me know and what her rates are. We live in Lake Balboa.
Best,
Lene

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While my family has a Maureen, Denis, Margaret and Kevin, this still isn’t meant for me. But Michael has welcomed me to the family anyway.

From: Maureen
Subject: addresses and emails
To: Margaret, Martha, Chris, Kathryn, Neil, Beth, Michael, Mary, Annie, Kevin, Caleb, Sarah

Hi everyone,
Uncle Denis asked me to give everyone a head’s up about Aunt Denise’s 60th birthday this summer. It is in August – her actual birthday is 5th – so it should be in that week. He asked me for everyone’s emails/addresses to send out invites. Anyway, here is my email list. I am not sure if I have everyone’s most recent address. Fill me in with changes, updates, etc…And, if I am missing someone’s husband, wife, fiance…….let me know.
Thanks Guys. Have a good one.
Maureen

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Mistaken Identity: Episodes 251-277

February 21, 2010

We’ve got a massive batch of them this time. Oh, and by the way, just in case anybody’s signing up Actual Me and not Other Me for these: I am a fan of neither Build-a-Bear nor Keith Urban. Please desist.

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Thanks to Lee’s sharing a Google Doc with Other Me, now I see that my name automatically creates a tendency to plan life and long-term goals in spreadsheet format. Comforting.

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Caroline suggests that Other Me buy this chandelier. I disagree.

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Garth and Teresa held a benefit concert – with dog snacks! – for Haiti. Teresa’s mom Lesa invited Other Me, while praising her child’s toilet-training success. Below is a picture of Garth and Teresa’s dog Briley, the inspiration for the snack company. He’s super cute. One hopes he, too, is trained.

briley

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Michigan Other Me changed her cell phone number and updated her Yahoo! account accordingly. Very organized of her.

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UK Other Me, whose travel itineraries I envy deeply, is now off to Sharm El Sheikh. Which I had to Google to find out where it was, what country it was in, or even whether it was a city or an airport. It is, if you were curious, “a city situated on the southern tip of the Sinai Peninsula, in South Sinai Governorate, Egypt.” It is also really pretty.

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Andrew, Michelle, and UK Other ME (the travel aficionado?) seem to work at the Beeb, currently on some project to do with Brazilian education, as they’re reviewing curriculum guidelines in Rio.

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Quintin is an A&R man, and he must like his new singer Jess, because when she asked if he could help to her booking-agent friend, UK Other Me, he said sure. Aw.

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One of the SEA-TAC area Other Mes is getting more updates from Wildside Wines.

I wonder if this is the same SEA-TAC Other Me who hangs out with her friends Chad, Ben and Tyler from church. Mormon church! Aren’t they supposed to be teetotalers?

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In a second Haiti-related episode, Nechama, a midwife in Boston, requested that Other Me add this information to a website. I don’t really know what it is or where it belongs – but sure, I can add it to a website!

COHI’s hard work in Haiti continues, as more internally displaced persons (IDPs) flood the Fonds Parisiens area where our teams are based.  Our clinical team has partnered with a clinic near the tent encampments, Christ Pour Tous, which sees about 350 patients a day, and is slated to be the main referral site for OB/GYN care.  The clinical team has attended several births, provided life-saving treatment during obstetrical emergencies, and are seeing up around up to 25 pregnant women a day, as well as providing gyn care and other health services.  They have also been providing services for women who have survived rape, sexual assault and other gender-based violence, and educating other health care providers about how to serve victims of violence. They have assembled and distributed clean delivery kits to pregnant women.  COHI’s ultimate goal is to empower local women’s health care providers to serve their communities, and so we are pleased to announce that our teams will soon be joined by two Haitian midwives who have been trained by Midwives for Haiti, an organization that we have partnered with.  COHI has committed to providing room and board for these midwives, and we are looking for individuals willing to sponsor them during their assignment in Fonds Parisiens.

In partnership with UNFPA, our epidemiologist has finished training 15 female IDPs from the tent encampment and they are currently surveying women in the Fonds Parisiens area about their most pressing health needs and overall health status.  As well as providing COHI and other organizations with valuable data, our survey takers are hopefully learning a skill that they can use to find jobs once this crisis has passed. Two of our team members are surveying clinics in the Port Au Prince to find out how they are addressing women’s health care needs and to identify ways to support them in caring for women.  We want to make sure that women’s health remains a priority.  We desperately need financial contributions in order to continue to meet the urgent health care needs of the women of Haiti and to support the important work of our teams on the ground.

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Miss Stacy and Miss Lindsey at the Learning Tree North have delightful days with their tiny charges, and send detailed reports to parents every day. Not being a parent myself, this was a bit startling at first. Not being in daycare, it quickly became depressing to see how fun my days could be if I were. (As you’ll see, it took a few tries to remove me from their database.)

From: The Learning Tree North
Subject: A terrific Thursday!

Good afternoon!  A terrific Thursday to everyone!  We are having such a fun day learning about Messy Art and Colors!  For starters, we used tissue paper, glue, black paper and white crayons for art to make fireworks!  We drew fireworks with the white crayons and put glue on them.  Once the glue is stuck on tight (this afternoon) we will put tissue paper on them to create fireworks.  Art is such a “blast!”  In our groups we used safety scissors to cut colored paper.  The kids love to use the scissors.  Nick and Keegan just cut a slit in the paper and then tear it off… an easier way to get the job done!  We read the book Dinosaurumpus! by Tony Mitton.  It’s about dinosaurs dancing in goofy ways… clapping rattling and twirling around.  Throughout the book, we said what color the dinosaurs were.  There were orange, green and even a purple dinosaur!  We plan to go outside this afternoon for a walk.  This morning for physical development we had such a fun time playing with the parachute in the hallway while listening to music!
For breakfast this morning we gobbled up a yummy breakfast casserole made with eggs, cheddar cheese, and sausage, oranges and milk.  For lunch we dined on cold veggie pasta (made with whole wheat noodles, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, cucumbers and mixed together with Italian dressing), fresh fruit and milk.  Snack will be vanilla wafers, fresh fruit and water!  Delicious!
Have a wonderful day!
Miss Stacy, Miss Lindsay and friends!

From: The Learning Tree North
Subject: Hugs and Kisses from your little one!

Good afternoon!  We are having an extraordinary day!  We are learning about Groundhog Day and Hearts.  To go along with our theme, we read the book Where’s My Hug? by Amy Hest.  It’s about two bears waiting for it to snow while the baby bear is sitting in bed with a cold.  To make baby bear better, Mama Bear gives him lots of lovin’ and medicine.  The kids love this story, especially the parts where he sneezes.  After the story, we sang the song You Are My Sunshine.  Do you want a kiss from your little one?  We made Hershey’s Kisses for art today.  We used red paper, aluminum foil, white tags, and glue.  We glued the aluminum foil onto the paper as a wrapper and then the white tags with their name on it.  They turned out very cute! Before lunch, Nick and Keegen chased Miss Lindsay home.  When she went out the door, Nick asked where she went, and Keegen knocked on the door.  After a couple of times, Joanna, Alexis, and Lucy got in on the fun.  It was too cold to go outside today, so we looked for the color red inside.  We found red coats, boots, and a red crayon.  While we were in the hallway, we played with the bouncy balls.
During breakfast we enjoyed breakfast casserole made with eggs, cheese, chicken Gouda sausage, and red, yellow, and green peppers.  We also gobbled up our oranges and milk.  For lunch we had yummy Hawaiian rice made with chicken, whole grain rice, and pineapple with the juice.  We also enjoyed carrots, fresh fruit and milk.  For snack we look forward to fresh cucumbers and broccoli with ranch dip and water!  De-lish!
Have a terrific Tuesday!
Miss Stacy, Miss Lindsay and Friends

From: The Learning Tree North
Subject: Gym Fun!

We had such an exciting day today!  We are on day #3 of our terrific theme on groundhogs and hearts!  We had gym today where we rode bikes and played with the balls.  Finn and Keegen were pulling Chelsea and Reagan around on the bikes as if they were princesses!  Nick was kicking the balls around.  Joanna was taking everything in.  Lucy did a little bit of everything and was telling Keegen to sit down on the bike!  After gym, everyone got a pink bunny stamp.  All  of the kids love this part of gym… It’s their favorite!  When we came back from gym we made a heart collage.  We used Valentine colored crayons to draw hearts.  Once the hearts were drawn, they were given glue and heart sequins to make it pretty.  Look for them in the hallway!  Before lunch we sang a bunch of song and read two stories!  We sang Groundhogs Jumping on the Bed, Monkeys in the Tree, and Wheels on the Bus!  These are a few of the kid’s favorite songs!  Then we read Leo the Lovable Lion by Giles Andreae and David Wojtowycz.  It’s a story about Leo the lion who doesn’t want to hunt his prey, but give them hugs and kisses.  We talked about being nice to our friends and how we like hugs!  We also read Reagan’s favorite book Dinosaurumpus!  We read this story lots and lots because it’s a very colorful book and has lots of action words like donk!, zing! and bomp!  In our group we went for a walk inside to count hearts and say what color they are.  We also played doctor again because it’s another favorite game!  They were all so cute checking heart beats and x-rays!

Our meals were so scrumptious today!  Breakfast was yummy cinnamon oatmeal with bananas on top and milk to drink.  For lunch we enjoyed Mosticioli (made with whole wheat noodles, ground turkey, and meat sauce), green beans, fresh fruit and milk.  Snack will be yummy wheat thins with cream cheese, fresh fruit and water!
Enjoy the sunshine!
Miss Stacy, Miss Lindsay and friends

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Lovely Brittany has invited me along on vaca.

From: Brittany
Subject: Hello Ladies!

Hey everyone I have been talking to a few of you about starting up a girls trip every year around this time. I would love to extend the invite to anyone who wants to go! There was some talk about maybe wine country in cali or cabo but up for any ideas. You don’t have to commit to anything I will just keep you all posted on the details once we lock a spot and you can tell me then if you want to go. Thinking in October to book something so that gives you all plenty of time to save up and come! Let me know if you have any other locations that could be a blast! Love you all!

From: Sarah
Hi,
Sorry, you’ve sent this to the wrong Sarah Morgan. FWIW both spots sound great though :)
Best,
Sarah

From: Brittany
Im so sorry I just called sarah and she said it you get her emails a lot! well if your interested in girls trip come along! haha!

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A third SEA-TAC email – this one for Librarian Other Me.

From: Georgia
Subject: Teacher Librarian -observation request to attend national trainer’s presentation per class observation

Dear Sarah,
Patti [REDACTED], a Seattle teacher librarian is doing a training in San Jose, CA on Monday, Feb. 1st.  Could that serve as my
observation?  There isn’t anyone in my district, I am it, and I would need to then go to Sac State or UCLA, but that would
require time, given I have contacts at those campuses.

I am awaiting a yeah or nay, so I can fed ex my payment for the training.  Thanks

Email at school:  [REDACTED] (sending the email there will allow me to put in my request for a professional day out asap)
Thanks

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And I’m ending on this cryptic bombshell from Dylan to Rachel, Niall, Darragh, Avril and an Other Me who is apparently a student at University College Dublin. One wonders: what are they getting up to in the library?

Hey hey hey,
I booked Room D 1st floor of the library from 2-4 next Wednesday,
See y’all there
Dylan

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Mistaken Identity: Episodes 226-250 – Contact!

January 23, 2010

  • Forwards that Libby wanted to send her son’s girlfriend and that Paul wanted to send to every variant of Other Me’s email that he could think of are keeping my inbox full of cutesy and festive sparkly graphics. Which is about as delightful as you are imagining.
  • Dana is helping Pittsburgh Other Me apply for a Department of Human Services Scholars in Local Government fellowship. Good luck!
  • An Other Me of undetermined locale joined Facebook. And has a lot of friends accepting her friend requests. A lot.
  • Another Me joined ooVoo, but I have to say, she picked a really dumb password.
  • Seattle Other Me continues to be very involved in the local arts scene.
  • Other W. Me of Virginia continues to fly United frequently, hopefully with no problems caused by the fact that I’m getting all of her communications about said flights. Her vacation plans do look lovely though – I hope she’s having fun in Italy.

Yes, there’s much afoot at the start of the year. Three of particular note follow, saving the BEST ONE EVER for last.

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From: Richie
Subject: Image Magazine debs photos

Hi Girls

Hope you all had a great night at the debs. I have attached a contact sheet of pictures if you would like to get prints.
Image printed different colour dresses so there was a lot of nice shots that didn’t appear in the magazine.

If you would like any prints just email me

Talk to you soon

I haven’t included the contact sheet because it’s a bunch of teenage kids and their full names. But it’s fun to see an Other Me. She has great taste in dresses and a very cute boyfriend, kind of Jonas-Brothers-y. But – I thought debutante things were from the Southern U.S., not England? Is this not the case? Did I not pay enough attention watching What a Girl Wants?

Did I just admit that?

Ahem. Onward.

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From: Jenny
Subject: Indoor soccer

Sarah

Here’ the link to register for indoor if you interested. IF you are interested you will want to go online & register. Come 15 minutes early. Please have Delani wear a white tshirt. I have a blue jersey if we wear thoughs for her. I will also be forwarding you more messages that I have recieved. Any questions call me.

Thanks

Jenny

So if anyone else is having trouble finding the registration tab like I did, here it is [REDACTED]. You can pay your fee online, but it only lets you pay a max of $40.

Norma/Mark,
I paid the $40 online and will have the difference with Maddie on Saturday. :) Thanks for doing this another session.

Stacie

I’m leaving out the subsequent indoor-soccer-scheduling drama, but suffice it to say that Delani is a very busy little girl.

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From: Gary
Subject: FW: Country T-Top model information

Hi Sarah… you have a Country wood stove, which is great.. A very robust wood stove with a great reputation for heating. Do you know how old it is? Lennox bought Country a few years ago. The stoves are built in Auburn, Washington, not far from Bainbridge. The unit is likely an EPA certified unit , depending on age. It should have secondary air tubes on the ceiling of the unit. When you damper it down in the evening it goes into a secondary burn , which burns all gases and gives a longer burn time. If you send me an exact model number I can send you a owners manual.
Regards Gary

Okay, so this isn’t thrilling, I know.

BUT.

It’s the very first time an Other Me has made contact!

From: Other Me with an S at the end
Subject: Re: Country T-Top model information

Dear Sarah,

Thanks again for forwarding the wood stove email.

I just checked out your blog, and have to claim Mistaken Episode #203 (boating class) as intended for me as well. However, there must still be a different “Tacoma Sarah” out there, as I did not run in the Turkey Trot. Inspiring to know that someone with a name so close to my own is participating in charity runs, though. I’ve always thought I’d have to work my ass off to be in shape enough to run a race–now I realize that I just have to work my s off.

Take care,
Plural You

I love her! You love her too, don’t you? Of course you do! But of course you do. How could you not be fabulous with a name like ours?

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