“roam if you want to”

What is WITH some people?

White SUV.

One of those oval stickers with the letters in them. (Originally European, with letters like or “FR” or “GB”. Now trendy for everything from “OBX” for Outer Banks, NC to “JG” for Jersey Girl. Yech.) Oval sticker reading “RB”.

New Jersey vanity plates reading “REHOBCH”.

Dude. If Rehoboth Beach is such a great place to be – and it might be, I don’t know, I’ve never been – but why don’t you just

MOVE THERE

and get out of my parking spot.

We’d both be happier.