I’m the only one on Earth who…
…has never seen a single second of any episode of any Real Housewives series.
…absolutely loves UFC… except that I cry when they start punching each other in the head.
…likes peanut butter on toasted salt bagels.
…and you?
…have stood in the octagon
…fail to remember to read things in my RSS folders
…have 7 open jars of peanut butter, all different
…don’t wanna go to work today, but I will