I ain’t never had the taste for the phrase "not supposed to"

Today’s song in my head:

For you I’d
Dive into a treacherous sea
Bring you Neptune’s jewels to keep you happy
I would
Fly into a merciless sun
Steal you the sky
Cause you’re the one

Mystic, “Neptune’s Jewels”

Followed closely by:

Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster
And I’m not too good at ping-pong
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk
And I’ve never gotten head lice
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

Silly Songs with Larry