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“Because you’re in good shape.” – My fourth-degree black belt tae kwon do instructor.
“Who’s that naked chick?” – My brother.
“Your other alternative is to find a sugar daddy.” – My financial advisor.
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My instructor (3 years ago) said to a guy working out next to me, “You’re too fat to do proper situps. See this guy (point to me) here. Now that’s a flat stomach and he does them correctly”
Sadly, that guy next to me was me now.
Mine was “Honey, I’d make love to a walrus for you.”
Ask me later.
I’m asking you right here and now, lady.
i love your financial advisor. is your advisor a he? perhaps he was offering… hmmm.