Overheard in New York: my new favorite website.
This one made me laugh out loud, from the 1 train:
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says “Train for jobs in beeyotch.”
Smarter teen: Fool, the word is “biotech.” Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
Overheard in New York (in a Brooklyn apartment):
As two men sit eating pizza and watching C-SPAN, the silence is broken when one says to the other
“Is that your feet I smell or mine?”