While I am very over the ironic T-shirt as self-expression trend, I can’t help loving Glarkware.
And so, despite my over-ness, I want to buy everyone I’ve ever met one of these shirts, because maybe then those awful ribbons would go away.
If there’s anything I’m more over than the ironic t-shirt, it’s the non-ironic ribbon. (Closely followed by the rubber wristband, the mukluk, and the cropped tie-front shrug, if you’re keeping track.)
P.S. And if I knew any babies, I’d get them a cute little “I am not a drug mule” t-shirt from Glarkware, too.